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DcMonalds
Rocky Horror Picture Show if you don't know for a fact she'd be into it.
Same goes for watching Woody Allen movies to a certain extent.
Bowling
I've taken the lady out to a casino a few times. None of the stripper filled ones just to play bingo in the middle of the night.
Worst place? Probably to go hang out at the ex girl friend's house or a library or something. Going to the beach in Milwaukee would probably be the worst since the water's filled with poo which stinks and will poison you.
To be honest, the movies. If it's a first date or something like that, can you think of a better place to not talk to someone? No info is usually swapped, no one gets to establish a connection. Just awkwardly sit there and hope for a make out sesh
On that millionaire match maker show, some dude owned a business cleaning up after people moved out and hauling their trash away. He made the chick on his first date throw some work clothes over her dress after she had her hair and make up done for the date and got her to clean an entire apartment out, hauling the junk to the truck.
I would say that's probably the worst idea for a date ever.
A Sam Kinison show.
Zach and Mimi make a Porno. . . . . First date anyway. . . . Especially when your 17-18
Had other things planned, but it rained; so, the backup plan was movie. I asked what movie she wanted to see and she replied "I heard someone say something about Zach and Mimi being pretty funny." I had no idea what it was, but I agreed. I honestly don't think she did either.
So there we are first date, basically watching a porno. I didn't know whether I should look at her, keep my eyes forward, or what. God damn confusing it was it was. . . . . Ended up working out for a little bit, so whatever.
abortion clinic
Her parents house.
Golden Corral
Detroit
Your Court Hearing for Solicitation of a Minor
The Friday Night Donkey Show at Dallasfan's
The Saturday Night Donkey Show at Whispaz's
Any Donkey show really
Took a chick from college to the TGIF's. That was horrible. Worst lunch date ever, I didn't have any good game and the conversation sucked and the food was shitty.
Everything was just wrong
Slaughterhouse
Concert
Hooters
Murder scene.
Porta Potty.
Your mom's basement
Your basement
My basement
Any basement really
(Unless it's a pub)
Auschwitz.
Or bowling.
First date with one of my first serious girlfriends was watching The Notebook.
That was a little much.
tractor pull
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Milwaukee.... anywhere in the midwest for that matter
Golf is a horrible idea.
One which is horrible but people seem to love doing is skiiing.
DO NOT bring a girl skiing, unless you have seen her ski first and you KNOW she is good. 99.9% of girls lie about their ability.
A car show if she is not into cars
Your favorite places to buy porn and other erotic appliances.
Some shitty Mexican restaurant, which will give her gas and cause her to fart in your face whilst you preform cunnilingus.
A soup kitchen.
